If we lived in a virtual world, here are the top video game characters that we would bone in a pix-elated heart beat. They are in no particular order, and check back often as this post will be seeing updates for a month or so.
1. Samus Aran – Metroid Series
Take off the armor.
Well she was born in 1986 and most definitely hot. Something about saving the world over and over again makes us stand at attention. But forget about her being a babe, who actually thought she was a she? In the first Metroid it is quite the secret. A girl that can kick your butt must be wild in bed.
2. Birdo (Super Mario Series)
What a mouth!
We didn’t say they had to be hot, or even human. Four words. “Look at that mouth”. If it can dish out giant eggs at 350 miles per hour I wonder what it can take in!
3. Hana and Rain from Fear Effect
Lesbians?
They are Lesbians, they are hot, they like guns, Do I need to say anymore?
4. Princess Daphne Dragons Lair
Time catches up!
There is no doubt in my mind 25 years ago Daphne was the sexiest thing seen in a video game. The curves were to die for and her voice would send shivers up and down your spine. Look at her, she wore a thong for cryin’ out loud. A true pioneer. She was far from the smartest but most definitely smarter than lets say Princess Peach. Vintage and hot fit well here. However time has passed and I am sure she is past her prime now, but we will never forget what you once were girl!
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This is hilarious! I will add to this list soon for you. =)