Inclusive Insanity: Sweet Baby Inc. Strong-Arms Fighting Game Devs Into Creating ‘Mediocre Kombat’ Sweet Baby Inc., the video game consulting company known for its focus on diversity and inclusion, has consulted with the developers of Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, and more or less forced them to make an all-new …
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Hostage Crisis in the World of Video Game Development In a shocking turn of events, several video game consulting companies have been accused of holding developers hostage and torturing them if they do not agree to add more diversity into their games. Sweet Baby Inc., Hit Detections, and Anita Sarkeesian …
Read More »Nintendo Burns Village to Ground After Boy Sells Unauthorized Mario Keychains
Nintendo Decimates Village After Unauthorized Mario Merchandise Scandal In a shocking turn of events, the tranquil village of Greenburn Grove has been reduced to ashes by the gaming giant Nintendo. The company’s drastic action came after a young resident, 10-year-old Timmy Parker, was caught selling 3D-printed Mario keychains without obtaining …
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Virtual Villainy: Parents Rally Against the Blocky Bloodshed in Video Games In an unprecedented crusade for virtual virtue, the Coalition for the Prevention of Digital Dastardliness (CPDD) has emerged as the world’s last hope against the pixelated plague of video game violence. This valiant group of concerned parents has declared …
Read More »Square Enix America releasing LBGTQiA+ version of FFVII Rebirth in April to “please everyone”
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth++: Adventure in Diversity Welcome to the World of Average Gaia: Where Average is the New Extraordinary! Note: this is not just a typical localization. Square Enix Of America is remaking a great deal of the game to reach a “greater audience.” The Western gaming industry took …
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