Grandma’s Revenge

You’ve probably heard about the incident where Grandma had a run-in with a reindeer many a Christmas ago. Well, it’s not a legend, and now that Gramdma’s out of the hospital she wants her revenge! No sooner than she was able to rise out of her wheelchair, she made her way to the parking lot, stole the fastest vehicle she laid her eyes on, and as she sped off was heard muttering, “I’ll have my revenge you red-nosed varmit!”