Schoolyard Slaughter drops you into a tongue-in-cheek, retro point-and-click shooter that doesn’t pull any punches. With its crudely drawn characters skittering across a static playground backdrop, every precise headshot nets you 100 points and a brief—but unmistakably graphic—animation as the target collapses in a splash of red. The simple controls and fast-paced action make for a quick pick-up-and-play experience that thrills and provokes in equal measure.

Your mission is to rack up as many “body count” points as possible before your ammo runs dry—earn an extra clip for every 1,000 points scored, then see if you have what it takes to claim a spot in the infamous Sportsman Journal high-score list. Controversial, unapologetic, and unashamedly old-school, Schoolyard Slaughter is a blast for players who crave pure shooting-range catharsis with a darkly humorous edge.